Hi, my name is Rex Talmage, and I take the responsibility of putting all the materials on this site, except claims by advertisers -- and we do our best to keep THEM honest! 

ADVERTISERS:  If you are advertising on any of these pages, YOU are solely responsible to honestly fulfill any and all claims made by you, either in the advertising placed here, and any and all follow-up thereafter.

Most of the humor has been collected over many years, and I am NOT the original source. However, each page IS of my own making, my own thoughts, and opinions -- anyway, here goes:

 Life is serious, but sometimes we need to take our situation and ourselves a little less seriously.

THERE IS NO CHARGE TO YOU FOR ENJOYING THESE PAGES TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT!  (Unless you WANT to make money on the Internet -- more on that just a little later).

No one is in charge of your happiness but you.  Here-in is a bit of fun to brighten your day......I hope you enjoy!  Life REALLY IS funny.  If you don't believe it, just follow these pages for awhile.  I have categorized them as best I can -- see column at left, and enjoy! And, come back as often as you like!! For any suggestions write me at my email address at the end of this page!!

Now, having said that, I issue this CAUTION:  The serious viewpoints on these pages are those of me, Rex Talmage only, and and I am omittedly someone who is considered to be an "Ultra Conservative" -- morally, religiously and politically

Laughter not only is fun -- it also promotes good health.
Consider the benefits:
Laughter reduces stress chemicals.
Laughter helps your heart and lungs.
Laughter improves your immune system.
Laughter helps relieve pain.
A hearty laugh helps your body produce natural painkillers.
Laughter improves your quality of life.
It has the power to help you relax.

Mistakes?  Yes there are some -- some, because they didn't copy correctly from the computer page -- and/or for whatever reason. Duplicates? Yes, some because they are applicable to different categories, others, "just because" I didn't catch them. If you find any, it would be a favor to me to point them out, so I can correct them.  Have FUN!!

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
Suspenders are the earliest form of social security.

Laughter is to life what shock absorbers are to a car. It doesn't take the potholes out of the road, but it sure makes the ride easier.

Tied up in knots?  Even Moses Was a Basket Case
A cheerful heart is good medicine -- Prov. 17:22 -- Stay Healthy!!
A day without laughter is a day wasted.  ENJOY!!

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
I wish I were a glow-worm
A glow-worm's never glum.
Cuz how could you be grumpy
When the sun shines out your bum?
The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed!

***NOT LAUGHING CAN HURT YOU*** A man tried to keep from laughing when a woman released a "gasser" during a eulogy at a funeral. He held his breath which caused him to pass out...fall off his chair...and bang his head on the floor. Ambulance attendants interrupted the solemn ceremony as they rushed in to whisk the man to the hospital. So learn to laugh more. . .

A continuously expanding body of medical research now confirms that laughter is a powerful medicine in alleviating the impact that stressful events have on our lives and in actually preventing accidents and reversing disease. Laughter is a happy and pleasant experience. It temporarily diverts our attention and dissipates feelings of fear, isolation, anger, and physical pain. Laughter can be the doorway to purging harmful emotions and resolving mental tension. It is a form of therapy that encourages us to release the painful emotions of anger, fear, and boredom. Laughter enables the processing of information in a new way.

New perceptions can lead to different and healthier solutions. William Fry, M.D., psychiatrist and professor emeritus at Stanford University, documented physiological changes from laughter similar to intense aerobic exercise. He stated that... "One hundred laughs is equal to ten minutes of aerobic exercise."

Laughter can also help the immune system. Research at the Department of Clinical Immunology at Loma Linda University School of Medicine has demonstrated that the experience of laughter lowers the level of certain stress hormones and stimulates the immune systems by increasing the number of activated T cells and activated T helper cells.

In addition, mirthful laughter enhances the activity of natural killer cells that play a crucial role in preventing disease. To create more smiles and laughter, try any or all of these humor strategies:
Cultivate a playful attitude.
Find humor in daily life.
Learn to belly laugh and tell jokes.
Learn to laugh at yourself.
Hang out with people who are fun to be with, who make you laugh.

We are just in the beginning stages, so be patient.  We have over 1000 pages of jokes -- book-sized pages, that is, and it is taking us longer to get them all categorized than we anticipated.

MY HOPE FOR EVERYONE WHO VISITS THIS WEBSITE: May peace and joy break into your house, and may thieves come to steal all your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become the magnet of $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline, and may your laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires, may happiness slap you across the face, may all your tears be those of joy, AND, may the problems you had forget your home address!  In other words: MAY THIS BE THE BEST YEAR OF YOUR LIFE!!!

Now, if YOU have a joke or cartoon you just GOTTA share, give it a "category" and send it to me at: rextalmage@yahoo.com   If I don't already have it in my files, I will include it on this website, and, if you choose, include your name as the contributor.

RULES:  1. NO "PORNO" JOKES, PERIOD!!  There may be some that you could called "double-entendre" = one that could have two interpretations, or could be somewhat 'indelicate' -- but even here we tend to be VERY cautious.
2. NO ADVERTISING ALLOWED ---except that approved by me, Rex Talmage, rextalmage@yahoo.com  

SO NOW --- Enjoy life---enjoy humor.